Thursday, May 17, 2018

Thoroughly Poetical Thursday


Hey y'all! It are Purrsday and dat means - well, what duz it mean? My momma are under da impreshun it means Grey's Anatomy, Station 19, and Gotham. Which I guess are ok since I like gettin pets while she watches da TV. Even if dat last show are horribly misnamed - I's has been watchin it for YEARS and it are all bout dis Batman dude.  No ham at all. 


Ok Crockett, I know I are digressin. Anyways, it are Purrsday and it are POEM time! Here's da inspurrayshun for today.


Dat shure are one tiny house
Maybe it are for a mouse
It won't do for us orange boys
I need more room for my toys
On thought dat's left me shaken - 
It's too small to store bacon!


Ok, maybe ya could store a lil bacon in there. But not as much as I want.  Unless ya just filled da whole house wif bacon. Which ackshually seems like a pretty good idea.

28 comments:

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Maybe the tiny house would be better if it were MADE of bacon!

Lone Star Cats said...

Definitely!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That would be no good if there isn't enough room for bacon.

Anonymous said...

I like the way you think Travis - that little house could be the "HOUSE OF BACON".....full of the stuff we love the best. Great poem as always!

Hugs, Teddy

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
MOL... Oh Travis, you do have a wild imagination - but we love ya for it... Hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL too small for storing bacon...OMCs that was the best one liner E V E R
Hugs madi your bfff

Kerry Barbero said...

Hmm... is that I see bacon peeking out of the windows of that tiny house?! Tee hee hee! Your poem ROCKS! That's pretty lousy that there's actually no ham in that Gotham show. It is false advertising! Tee hee hee! Happy Purrsday, furr-iends! -Valentine (& Mom) of Noir Kitty Mews

Bionic Basil said...

Guys mew absolutely cracked us up with your pawesome poem, absolutely brilliant! MOL MOL

Big hugs

Basil & Co xox

Colehaus Cats said...

Only the BEST poem EVER! Hmmm, bacon houses...

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

That house wouldn't hold all of Mudpie's loot either!

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

i love Crocketts long eye whiskers! Even as a human I too support a house filled with bacon!

Savannah's Paw Tracks said...

You three are one mighty fine looking cat team...now go get that bacon!

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Great poem. Our first 2 lines were similar :)

Anonymous said...

Great poem Travis. A whole house full of bacon, we're with ya'. Big hugs

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Lone Star Cats said...

Yeah, it are a worry.

Lone Star Cats said...

Yeah, dat would be pawsome!

Lone Star Cats said...

Yeah, and I are usually imagining foodz.

Lone Star Cats said...

It are a nightmare!

Lone Star Cats said...

Definitely!

Lone Star Cats said...

Fanks!

Lone Star Cats said...

It would be delishus!

Lone Star Cats said...

MOL, yeah, my nip toy colleckshun are probably too big.

Lone Star Cats said...

Who duzn't?

Lone Star Cats said...

We're tryin!

Lone Star Cats said...

Great minds ;)

Lone Star Cats said...

It are a dream come true!

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

You know...you could fill that house with lots of bacon, and maybe some of your fave toys and then since it has wheels you could take it with you wherevfur/whenevfur you have to go...a ready supply! Mmmm!

Your poem was great, too!

Lone Star Cats said...

Yeah, it is wuz filled wif bacon, it would be ok!