Hey y'all! It are Purrsday and dat means - well, what duz it mean? My momma are under da impreshun it means Grey's Anatomy, Station 19, and Gotham. Which I guess are ok since I like gettin pets while she watches da TV. Even if dat last show are horribly misnamed - I's has been watchin it for YEARS and it are all bout dis Batman dude. No ham at all.
Ok Crockett, I know I are digressin. Anyways, it are Purrsday and it are POEM time! Here's da inspurrayshun for today.
Dat shure are one tiny house
Maybe it are for a mouse
It won't do for us orange boys
I need more room for my toys
On thought dat's left me shaken -
It's too small to store bacon!
Ok, maybe ya could store a lil bacon in there. But not as much as I want. Unless ya just filled da whole house wif bacon. Which ackshually seems like a pretty good idea.