I's a hungry kitty, yes I am
I luvs me some bacon and some ham
I don't need no fork
Just give me some pork
And I'll purr you a loud, "thank you ma'am!"
Did ya hear dat momma - I's starvin over here!!!
Look at me, I'm wastin away!!! Da starvation has gotten so bad, I had to rip open da brand new dog food bag just to eat!
