Antlers, by the Lone Star Cats
"All I need is a reindeer . . . " My momma looked around.
But since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop my momma? No! My momma simply said,
"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"
So she grabbed her cats. At least she skipped the thread,
Otherwise we would have guaranteed that she bled!
Wif apolojeez to Theodor Seuss Geisel, dat are our poetical attempt for today. We missed out on da first round of poems, but we wanted to make shure to hop in dis time. As ya can see, it wuz inspired by real life events.
Confesshun time: I, Travis, actually liked wearin da antlers. Crockett and Angelique, not so much. But what can ya say, I really get into dis Christmas thing.