Monday, February 3, 2014
Hey palses! Travis here.
Last time I wrote, I wrote all about how I loves da people food. I loves it so much, but I do not always gets all I wants. Tonight I wanted some hot wings, but I didn't get any. Dey kept it all to demselveses and kept telling me dat "hot wings aren't for kitties." Who made dat rule, I wanna know? Because shouldn't everything be for kitties dat kitties want?
Anyways, I started thinking - maybe I should ask for da foods I wants so da people can get it through their headses dat I want it. A couple days ago, dey were eating brunch. I got a couple pieces of da bacons (way to small, dey shoulda give me more!). Dey were good, but den I started thinkin - I's never had lamb. And I'd really like to try it. So I let out a new meow I'd been working on - it went kinda like "maaaaaaaaaa." It were like I were baaing like a sheep!
I are real good at new meows - I learned how to copy Miss Jezebel's loud "MEOW!" and sometimes I sound like two kitties havin a cat fight. I use dat one when I are stuck in my room - hopin my momma will look to see what mean kitty got in dere and are harassin me and den I can sneak out. But this were da first time I'd ever baaed like a sheep.
Still no lampchop for me, so I guess I are gonna have to work on perfecting it some more.
Hmmm, I think I hear da fridge door opening - meow at ya later!!