I know I don't looks it here, but I has been being ca-razy dis pastest couple a days. Well, da weather here have been crazy too. It went from being 82 on Caturmaday to being 12 as a low last night. Dat are one crazy drop and it inspired me to run all over da house like a nutso. I were just zippin round, bouncin off walls, you name it.
Yestermaday was Maurice's birfday and it were a fun day. He got new toys, which means I got new toys to steal! I been tryin to steal em, but momma keeps on givin em back to him. I don't know why. I guess I'll have to resort back to stealin nail files and other borin stuffs like dat.
But da good news - we's had bacon for da pastest 2 days and I got some bacon bits! I LUV bacon, it are just da bestest thing in da whole wide worlds. YUMMMM. You know what else are good? Butter! I got caught lickin da butter stick dat had been out because da humans was butterin dere biskits. They acted all grossed out and started laffin. I don't know why they's laffin. Butter are delishus!
So I just heard Miss Ally, Maurice's momma, openin up da fridge - hopefully it means food time for me! I gotta go check it out!