Friday, March 1, 2019

Dr. Seuss Day

Yeah, we know, Dr. Seuss Day are tomorrow. But Texas Independence Day are also tomorrow and some things take prezuhdents. We is da LONE STAR CATS after all and 2 outta 3 of us is named after defenders of da Alamo. So we is doing dis Seussical thing a lil bit early. I posed wit Thing 1 and Thing 2 (da catnip ones - I better specify since I also call Brinley and Kinley dat).

My BFF wuz taste-testing da air, wishin for some bacon. Which got me to thinking  . . . 

Shhh, Angelique, I wuz thinkin and it are NOT a rare event. Ya know what my favorite Seuss story are??? Green Eggs and Ham (I'll take em in any color, thank you!) So I thought I'd rewrite da story for me. It goes kinda like dis.

I would like them Kim-I-Am,
I would love me some green eggs and ham.
I would like them here or there.
I would like them anywhere.
I would love some green eggs and ham.
Yes, I would like them, Kim-I-Am.
I would like them in a house.
I would like them with a mouse (double YUMMM!)
I would like them anywhere.
I would like some green eggs and ham.
Now hand them over, Kim-I-Am.
I would eat them in a box (double fun, am I right?)
I would eat them with a fox.
I would eat them in a house.
With a side-serving of mouse.
I'd dine on them in a tree.
In a car, just feed me.
I'd love them on a train.
I'd eat them in the rain.
I would eat them with a goat (cabrito!)
Or even on a boat.
Stop teasing me Kim-I-Am.
And hand over da green eggs and ham!

Yeah, I don't know how dat Sam dude wuz talking too in da original, but what a picky jerk! He shoulda just given da eggs and ham to da cat.

Ackshually, handing food over to da cat are ALWAYS a good idea. Happy Dr. Seuss Day!

P.S. Apparently Facebook (and Instagram) have decided my blog violates Community Standards. Abusive to what?? PORK?? Nudity??? Only of kitty cats. Ridiculous!! Momma are tryin to figure out how to appeal this, but it is beyond complicated. Hisses to FB and IG!


  1. I don't blog on Saturday so I did Dr. Seuss Day today too. Love the poem.

  2. Yay for green eggs and ham!! We have those all the time here. You just smoosh some avocado around and voila, there you have it! That Dr. Seuss was a healthy eater!

  3. Happy Dr.Seuss day! That was a great poem. I hope you can get your FB account sorted out. I can't see how they can object to you when you hear of some of the extreme things they do nothing about.

  4. Hari OM
    Yay to Seussicals!!!

    Fb etc are on a bit of a bender because there has been so much in the news of late... but now it seems they are targeting totally innocent ones. Algorithms are only as good as the pooters running them! Good luck with the appeal. Hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx

  5. Your poem has us MOL!! Happy Dr. Seuss Day!

    The Florida Furkids

  6. You 3 lived up to BIG Texas!! You did this up purrfectly with a wonder
    tribute to HAM with a side of green eggs
    Hugs Cecilia

  7. Smile because it happened. Yep you gave me a Dr. Seuss Day smile. So Thing One and Thing Two are catnip mice!
    Sweet William The Scot

  8. OMC dat poem was epic and I am drooling fur some green eggs and ham!!

    And what the fork lift FB & Insta they need to get their act together...

    Matilda & Matt

  9. We sure hope Kim-I-Am served you all bacon right away!!
    Have a Suessical Day!
    Rosy, Arty & Jakey
    PeeEss..Happy Texas Independence Day!!!

  10. I'm coming over for green eggs and ham.

    Happy Dr. Seuss Day. ♥

  11. Hmm . . . Travis, you might want to stay away from those "green eggs." They might be kind of the stinky and not so fresh kind. 'Cause aren't eggs supposed to be purple or pink or maybe even yellow? I've never seen green eggs before, at least not the ones that Mom collects from the Easter bunny. Tee hee hee. Winks.

  12. @Cathy Keisha - Fanks!
    @Wyatt - YUM. Da mommas luv avocados (and did before dey wuz da in food, MOL)
    @Memories of Eric and Flynn - It are ridiculous.
    @Yamini MacLean - What we read is a lot of people are getting frozen out for 6 days - hopefully we'll be back then.
    @Molly the AireGirl - Fanks!
    @The Florida Furkids - Fank you!
    @My Mind's Eye - Well, ya knew mine would hafta be pork-centered, MOL.
    @Sweet William The Scot - Or my code names for Kinley and Brinley, MOL.
    @The Adventures of The Bell Fur Zoo - Yeah, momma are beyond annoyed at dem,
    @The Gang at LLB - Fanks y'all!
    @Sandee - Better come quick, I'm hungry, MOL!
    @Valentine - I dunno, our Easter eggs come in all colors, including green. Soo, maybe . . .
    @The Swiss Cats - Fanks!

  13. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw Ya'll are too cute. Big hugs

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Raena

  14. OMC that poem is too cute! So creative and fun!!!!! Happy Dr.Seuss Day!

  15. @Deziz World - Fanks!
    @Caren Gittleman - Aww, fank you!

  16. We are hissy about FB too. We miss our post automatically posting most of the time Mommy forgets to put them up.

  17. @Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs - Momma are still in a bad mood about this.

  18. guyz....yur seuss day poem total lee rox N we hope ya getted sum bacon outta it anda extree helpin for texas day !! sorree bout de trubullz on facebook & instagram; we iz knot on either site sew we due knot noe what they bee givin ya greef a bout... but hope ya cn get it sorted out ! :) ♥♥

  19. @da tabbies o trout towne - We did get our bacon on Sunday - YUM!


Meow! Leave me a comment, I luvs to read dem. Not as much as I luv bacon, but I do luvs em.