Monday, June 3, 2019

Guilty of Projectile Vomitude in the Furst Degree!


Da mommas have been doing some big cleaning and rearranging stuff today. Ok, it are mostly my grandma doing da work. But my momma did vacuum and clean her bedroom. And put up like 10 nail polishes. Which she thinks counts. Anyways, in da midst of all dis cleaning, grandma went into the sewing room/office. And there wuz cat puke EVERYWHERE. And this barf of ginormous proportions wuzn't on the floor. No, somecat had decided to puke INTO the serger - making a huge mess. At furst, I wuz just as much of a suspect as Angelique, we'd both been seen in there (even if she HAD been in there a lot more). Da serger had to be completely taken apart - and there wuz da evidence. If the puke don't fit, you MUST acquit! And luckily (for me anyways), the puke contained a gray hairball. Now, who has gray hair . . . 


Yeah, it are Angelique. Guilty of Projectile Vomitude in the Furst Degree! I say her punishment should be that I get all of her treats for a month. Well, make it two months since I wuz unjustly accused. And remember, if da puke don't fit, ya must acquit!

26 comments:

Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs said...

Yuck! Puke in the serger is too gross...
Must be something in the atmosphere or something, Pipo made a huge mess on the carpet yesterday. Of course we don't have to sleuth to know 'whodunit'...At least he did not repeat the offerings...that is how he was when he got sick back in March.

Hope you got a goodly amount of treats,Travis since you were not guilty and was still implicated.

Angelique, you need to get a good brushing to keep the furs out of your belly...though somehow brushies do not seem to make much difference in petcretary's experiences...

Lone Star Cats said...

@Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical Woofs - Her momma has been told (ok, ordered, MOL) to brush her more. And we're gonna get her some hairball help treats.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That sounds like a major clean up job! I am glad you were acquitted by the evidence.

Lone Star Cats said...

@Memories of Eric and Flynn - It took over an hour!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Yeech, that's not what I needed to be reading since I am sick myself!!! you have my sympawthees Angie... hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx

Brian said...

I sure hope Angelique feels better!

The Florida Furkids said...

Yuck on cleaning the serger!! Mom says she "investigates" our hork too.

The Florida Furkids

C.L.W.STEP said...

Hope Angelique feels better soon.

My Mind's Eye said...

Angie... so tell us what you really think of the serger!! YIKES
sweet girl I hope you got it out of you system
Hugs Cecilia

Summer said...

Summertime puke, ugh! (The hairball is a big giveaway for the season - it's time to lose the winter fur!) Imagine how icky it must have felt to have to throw it up - so I'm sure Angelique has had enough punishment for now.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

sum cat who will re mane name lezz toona hacked a project tile az de food gurl waz leevin for werk thiz morn; that waz close ta base ball size ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ play ball !!!! ☺☺♥♥♥

Julie said...

I do hope that the sumKitty is feeling okay after the sickie in-seed-dent
One of Aunty Peggy's kitties left pee-mail on her sewing machine and the machine went all rusty, Mum had problems keeping a straight face when explaining it to the repair man
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Sherri-Ellen T-D. said...

Mew mew mew You wuud make a guud Lawyer Travis!!!
An Angelique mee iss sorry you had a furball...mee threw one upss last week an LadyMew got all sad eyess an pampurred mee WITH treetss….she was furry worried...
Our Meowyss' are so funny!!!
Maybee next time just throw upss on a floor...then you get in less trubbell.
***purrsss*** BellaDharma

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Excellent detective work!

The Island Cats said...

That had to be gross. You can have all the treats, Travis, but maybe Angelique needs some hairball treats. :)

Hairballs and Hissyfits said...

AMARULA: Darn right-if da puke don't fit, ya must acquit! I totally agree!! I to have been unfairly blamed when we all know that Frodo is- Guilty of Projectile Vomitude in the Furst Degree!

Cara n Crew said...

oh, yuk! that is the worst! yesterday I, ditto, bomitted too! I offered to help clean it up at least :)

our mom always inspects any yak she finds to see who the culprit might be. she wishes now she had gone with darker carpet on account of our yak :D we hope you got some apology treats, Travis, and Angelique some (hairball) sympathy treats :)

pip, minnie, hollie, sharpie, ditto, TL

pilch92 said...

Glad you were cleared.

Kitties Blue said...

If our mom is around when this happens, she always knows who did the deed just by how we sound. We think that’s just icky. Anyhoo, you have to admit that Angelique knows how to look innocent. And compensation for being wrongly accused should definitely come your way, Travis. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

RescuesAndMore said...

Yes, we certainly know what the vomitude is all about and the work to clean it. Thankfully, they have loving owners.

Glad you have those dear ones.

Your photos are always totally amazing.



Debby in Arizona

http://RescuesAndMore.blogspot.com

Cat Chat With Caren and Cody (Caren Gittleman) said...

Now, now, we all have to projectile hairballs every now and then! Love, Cody

Pam and Teddy said...

Travis you crack me up...but absolutely you have proof pawsitive that YOU were not guilty of a thing - Angelique obviously does not want any more sewing activity to be had unless maybe someone sews something for HER!

Hugs, Teddy

Timmy Tomcat said...

It is amazing how our sisfurs will barf in the most disastrous places while we man cats know to just barf on the shiny floors and the like. Yep it was a girl cat thing

The Indulged Furries said...

Sounds like a giant yuckers mess to clean up! Hopefully there won't be too many more inconveniently located hairball pukes.

The Swiss Cats said...

We bet Angelique was feeling better after that ! We're glad you were acquitted. Purrs

Lone Star Cats said...

@Yamini MacLean - MOL!
@Brian - She had to feel better after getting that up!
@The Florida Furkids - MOL, must be a cat mom thing!
@C.L.W.STEP - Yeah, no one wants a repeat of dat.
@My Mind's Eye - Us too!
@Summer - Yeah, and wif her long hair it is really bad!
@da tabbies o trout towne - MOL!
@Julie - MOL MOL!
@Sherri-Ellen T-D. - Yeah, I barfed on a chair and momma didn't like dat too much either.
@Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) - MOL, CSI: Puke Detective.
@The Island Cats - MOL, da mommas bought some.
@Hairballs and Hissyfits - Being wrongly accused are no fun!
@Cara n Crew - MOL! I puked on Friday - but no hairball for me.
@pilch92 - THIS time.
@Kitties Blue - Except I kinda blew the whole "unjustly accused" by puking on mom's planner that was in her chair on Friday.
@RescuesAndMore - Yeah, they must luv us a lot.
@Cat Chat With Caren and Cody (Caren Gittleman) - Not me. I just puke plants.
@Pam and Teddy - I WUZ not guilty, until I puked on momma's planner on Friday.
@Timmy Tomcat - Yeah, I've never barfed into a machine like dat.
@The Indulged Furries - Yeah, it took forever to clean!
@The Swiss Cats - Me too!