Hey pals, well, maybe you've been wondering what happened to us.
Well, nuffin much happened to Bowie and Angelique.
They got to stay at home and chill wif Angelique's momma and Bowie's daddy.
But ME? I got loaded up in a crate and den I had to go for da world's longest car ride. I cuz quiet da whole time though. No singing da song of my people or nuffin.
After like 5 million hours, we arrived.
To this weird empty house. Momma says it are called an apartment and it are gonna be my new home??
The next day there were STRANGERS here. But they brought furniture.
I wuz really freaked out at first - I mean, I had to check behind da toilet and da washing machine for monsters and stuff. To protect da ladies, namely my momma and grandma and ok, da dog. Becuz I are a real tuff dude who had to check out all dat stuff.
Then a new cat tree came out and I figured I better inspect that.
And then a taco truck and a cactus cat scratcher appeared.
Ok, maybe this won't be TOO bad.
But I miss Bowie and Angelique. And that crazy DOG thinks I wanna play.
So life has changed a LOT, but there is still TikiCat and I heard momma promising me bacon tomorrow.