Happy Valentine's Day to all my lovely ladycats out there. You girls are da cat's meow (and for me, dat means it are a LOUD meow) and I hope ya has da purrfect Valentine's!
And my BFF and wingman Crockett are here to wish y'all a meowvelous Valentine's as well. And fellas, our lil sister are telling all of y'all to have a very happy Valentine's too!
Now, it are also purrsday, which means it are time for my poetry. But since it are Valentine's, I are doing somefin a lil different today - instead of da picture-inspired poetry, I are sharin a very speshul luv letter I wrote for my friend Valentine's Love Lettter contest. Don't get too jealous ladies, I luv you, but a man has priorities. WINK!
Dear Bacon,
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love your aroma, the way you smell.
The kitchen develops a porcine haze,
It makes me meow for more, even yell.
Your texture I love, it is divine.
Crispy and chewy, you have it all.
I simply cannot wait to make you mine,
If you vanished from my life, I would bawl.
I do not want to become too sappy
I truly love you with all of my heart
When I taste you, I am sure happy
I can't get enough, I want every part.
When mom cooks you, bacon, there is no waste.Hungrily Yours,
I eat each morsel, I love every taste.
Travis
