I Want My Ribbons!

I want my ribbons back!  Momma took them away becuz I were eatin dem and then throwin dem up.  Well, I don't care, I want my ribbons back.

See momma had dis lil decoration with curling ribbon on it in her room.  And since I couldn't find Easter grass, I figured curling ribbons were the next best thing.  Y'all remember my story bout da Easter grass, right?  Well I figured dat were one way to get momma's attenshun back on ME and not on da lil kitten dude.  He are just so adorable, all da peeps is always squeein over his cuteness, well, I's still a cute lil baby too!

Ok, maybe he are squee-worthy, but I needs attenshuns too!  What momma, I get tons of attenshuns?  Ok, well, I do, what I really need are RIBBONS!  What momma, never gonna happen?  We'll see . . .

-Travis