Happy Friyay pals! Crockett has a wink for all ya lovely ladies out there.
Dood, I don't think winks work on sisfurs.
I don't even try wif her. But I are gonna try wif da Friday Fill-Ins . . .
1. CATNIP brings out the best in me. What can I say? I get sweeter, more affectionate - it are better livin through chemicals. Remember pals, say YES to DRUGS.
2. BEING DENIED CATURDAY BACON makes me grumpier than Grumpy Cat. I luvs my bacon and I better get it - I are real disappointed if I don't.
3. If money grew on trees, I would HAVE A HUGE MANSHUN OF MY OWN WIF FUN CAT SKYWALKS AND TUNNELS. AND BACON EVERYDAY. Nuffin wrong wif dreamin big, right??
4. I have a fear of VACUUMS. I don't like the noise and will take off and hide.
