Ranger the Scottie is hostin a blog hop where ya shares your letter to Santa Paws today, so we thought we'd share ours.
Dear Santa Paws,
Hey big dood, how are ya doin? Travis here. We has been a trio of good kitties dis year, don't ya be believin any of dat stuff ya mighta hurd. Everyone knows it are wrong to believe roomers. Speshully roomers bout disappearin bacon. It's not MY fault dey left it unattended for 2.5 seconds. I mean, I figgered dey left it for me! Besides, I's been good, no bitin or scratchin anybody.
Ok Santa Paws, it's me Angelique. I can't say I don't bite or scratch. But I'm a cat, I'm just doin what comes natural! Besides, as Lucy says in A Charlie Brown Christmas, Christmas are all about presents for pretty girls . . . And da missin gold earring of Crockett's momma's?? I still say CROCKETT did it!
Dat one deserves a big ol razzberry Angelique! We all know it wuz you. But seriously Santa Paws, Crockett here. I's a good snuggle kitty - I's been really bein a sweetheart to Whitley lately and I luv cuddlin wif da peeps. So I deserve a LOT of presents.
Speakin of which, we is askin for . . .
50 pounds of bacon
6 roasted pigs
30 pounds of boiled shrimp
5 glazed hams
10 turkeys
20 pounds of crab
6 chikkens
17 t-bones
Well, dat should get us through Christmas Day! MOL MOL!
Luv,
Travis, Angelique, and Crockett
ten turkeez N six chicknz !!!!!! ??????????
ReplyDeletescratch that ....coz santa does knot like FOWL language guys !!!!!!
heerz two a cownose ray kinda week oh end ♥♥♥
How bout ten tons of tuna??
DeleteGood letters kitties.
ReplyDeleteWe think Santa will be pleased and bring you lots of goodies ;)
Let us know when it gets there and we;ll be over :)
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ
Yeah, it are gonna be a pawty!
DeleteMOL! We hope Santa Paws brings you everything you asked for. He's probably grateful that you only asked for 50 pounds of bacon. ;)
ReplyDeleteWell, dat's only for one day.
DeleteI's seen how ya kitties eat....it might get ya thru Chrissymus Day... if Santa adds in 'bout elebenty kajillion pounds of shrimp & toona, too!! Bol, bol!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, we needs dat too!
DeleteThat is a great letter to Santa. I hope you get everything on your list :)
ReplyDeleteUs too!
DeleteWe got some good ideas now...so we might ask meowmy to type fur us cause of course our paws no gots dem needed thumbs...but on the other paw, sometimes watch her type with a one finger method! MOL!
ReplyDeleteGlad we could inspire ya!
DeleteYour letters to Santa Paws are purrfection! Our mom did LOL when she read your list. If Santa obliges y'all, we sure hope your humans have a huge freezer. MOL! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteWell, dere are a spare fridge.
DeleteTravis, Angelique and Crockett, You certainly weren't shy bout going for all the goodies. You're right of course, if you don't ask, you won't get. You have given me several ideas for Christmas *must haves.*
ReplyDeleteShoko
Yeah, ya gotta ask to get!
DeleteThat's an impressive list for Santa to choose from.
ReplyDeleteChoose from? He's sposed to bring it all!
DeleteWe just give our lists ta TBT and he deals with Sandy Claws fer us. We love yer list, it has great stuff we dint think of!
ReplyDeleteFAnks!
DeleteMOL Dat was sooooo cute y'all. Me hopes y'all have a pawsum Christmas wiff lots of bacon. Sis Lexi hopes y'all get sum turkey too. Hope y'all have a gweat weekend.
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Lexi
Yeah, we hope so, but da peeps usually don't do a big meal for Chrissymouse.
DeleteWe just love your list....and we will be over on Christmas day, in case there are any leftovers!! BOL!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Leftovers? Ya don't know us!
DeleteMOL! Love your letters!
ReplyDeleteFanks!
DeleteYou kits are sure to get gifts from Santa Paws!
ReplyDeleteThat load of food sounds like a great "start", too. MOL!
Yeah, plus when ya add in all da salmon and tuna, we should be good for Christmas day!
DeleteI think those requests are very reasonable!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I mean, we's barely askin for anything!
DeleteGosh that's a very well thought out and MORE than reasonable wish list if you ask me! I hope Santa brings you all that and MORE (if you have room for it in your refrigerator!).
ReplyDeleteHugs, Sammy
There's room in my belleh.
DeleteThose are good requests that Santa Paws should have no problem whatsoever filling! And when he does (not IF he does!) may I come on over for awhile? I'll help you count things. Yup. Count them.
ReplyDeleteMOL, ya better get over here fast if dere are gonna be anything left to "count."
DeleteIf you need help eating the bacon give me a ring a ling
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
Dat's one thing I don't need help wif, MOL!
Deletepawsome Christmas list! we'll be watching if you kitties get all that (and then we'll be over on the 26th...)
ReplyDeletepip, smidgen, minnie, hollie, sharpie
It might not last dat long . . .
DeleteWhat about the nip?
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Seville
Well, we know Santa are gonna bring dat, we figgered it went wifout sayin.
DeleteThat's a pawsome letter to Santa ! We wonder if you'll get all... Purrs
ReplyDeleteWe shure hope so!
DeleteWhat a fun hop! And I absolutely adore your letter :)
ReplyDeleteFanks!
DeleteWe love your letter to Santa!
ReplyDeleteHave you all been good little kitties?
Noodle and crew
Define "good."
DeleteWhoa...Clooney Claus's sled will be loaded down to the max with all your requests! It don't hurt to ask though!
ReplyDeleteYeah, you'll never get it unless ya ask.
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