Happy Purrsday pals! I has my poetical poem all ready for y'all! Here are da photographical inspurrayshuns.
Long long ago in a far away land
Where there were pyramids, palm trees, and sand
Cats were rightfully worshipped as divine
A proper treatment of all things feline
To be thought of as a god, I think it rocks
Just look at that huge holy litter box!
I just wanna know if dese feline gods (and GODDESSES, I hears ya Angie) got bacon more dan once a week.
Becuz if so, our humans could use some training!