Sunday Selfies (Day 18 of My Captivity)

My unjust imprisonment continues. I yowl and yowl, but so far the Innocence Project has not taken may case. Is is discrimination becuz I am a cat? Or is it becuz I am orange? 

 

Bowie comes to visit me, but so far I can not get him to figger out how to use the zipper to free me. Somefin about his lack of opposable thumbs. Excuses, excuses.    

And while I am locked up? Angelique and Bowie are getting all these tasty noms while I am forced to subsist on this "urinary health" food. Now I ask you this - does a food with "urinary" in the description sound good to you?? Angelique and Bowie are getting all this speshul Tiki Cat noms and sometimes I can smell it and it makes me yowl more. I get a taste of it, but mostly it is the urinary health food. AKA prison slop.

Despite my circumstances, I still managed to look cute in my selfie. Cute enuf for some head rubs, but not the hours I deserve.

Bowie's shaved leg is still showing in his selfie, but it is starting to grow back.

 

Angelique posed on her bed for her selfie. How I miss beds. Momma says I have a week and a half of jail left. For a crime I didn't commit!

Happy Birthday Grandma! (Day 16 of My Captivity)

 

Today wuz my grandma's birthday. I tried to convince da warden my momma that I needed to be freed in order to help her celebrate, but for some reason, she didn't buy it.

  

Bowie says he helped her celebrate though.

I guess photobombing is helping her celebrate. MOL. But seriously, she says havin us both healthy after this last month are da best present she could ask for.

 

The humans all just stayed home this year - my momma made her shrimp eggs benedict and mimosas for lunch, crawfish eh-too-fay, and a chocolate cake.

Happy birthday Grandma!

Cone-Free (Day 15 of My Captivity)

 

So, I am finally cone-free! And I luv it! I'm still stuck in the kitty condo for another two weeks, but now I don't hafta wear a dumb plastic cone. It makes eating so much easier! And I can finally groom myself like I like. A guy's gotta look good. 

Bowie hung out wif me for hours today. I keep trying to tell him to let me loose, but da kid can't seem to figure out how to open it up.

Maybe Angelique could figger it out? But would she let me out if she could?? I have been pretty nice to her, well, lately anyways. Hopefully she doesn't remember being hazed when she first came here . . .  

Day 14 of My Captivity

I am now halfway through my imprisonment. I have been yelling that I am innocent, that I deserve freedom (and hours of head rubs), but to no avail. Ok, I did get a lot of head rubs, but it wuzn't the hours I deserved.

Bowie seems to have fully recovered. We don't know what happened, but just hope it won't happen again. I mean, I know da kid wants to be like me (and really who wouldn't?) but a trip to da emergency vet and scaring da mommas half to death wuz unnecessary.

Angelique has even been coming in to see me some and NOT hissing. 

Today I got a treat. A really delishus treat! I got a serving of Tiki Cat Papeekeo Luau. And OMC - it wuz da bestest cat food I has ever had. And I don't think it wuz that I wuz just tired of urinary health food cuz Bowie scarfed it down too. And yeah, I'm going to have to keep eating urinary food too, but da mommas has done TONS of cat food research in the last couple weeks, and found some high-quality foods that will work for me too. And I loved this one. 

 

And we just wanted to show ya how good Bowie's eyes look now. Such an improvement from last week. And they are working too - he caught a big anole lizard today in da sunroom. I'm jealous - I would luv to be out catching lizards. 

Well, I think we bored Angelique. Or is she laffin at us boys??

Music Monday (Day 12 of My Captivity)

Hey pals. It's Day 12 of my unjust imprisonment. And I decided that today I'd do a Music Monday post - I haven't been able to do one of those for a while due to all the medical emergencies. But since me and Bowie are both doing ok now, I thought I'd do a music post for ya.

The theme this week are musicians born in November. And since both my momma and Bowie's momma has November birthdays, this wuz somefin my momma could really get into since she says it are da best month ever for birthdays.

Since we are da Lone Star Cats, we thought we'd start wif a Lone Star musician - Lyle Lovett. Born November 1.

Next up are one of momma's favorites - Miranda Lambert (she's seen her twice).

Ok, to switch modes a lil. Do any of y'all remember da boy bands of da late 90s? MOL, my momma duz and while she wuz never really into them, Nick Lachey wuz cute and she did watch Newlyweds. Weird thing - he and his wife Vanessa Minnillo (who costars in this video) have the same birthday (today).

Carlie Rae Jepsen also has a November birthday - here's her big hit. 

And now for Miss Tina Turner to close the show - she shares my momma's birthday!

Happy birthday month November guys and gals!

Sunday Selfies (Day 11 of My Captivity)

 

I am beginning to think I am never going to get out of this kitty condo. And I wuz denied blogging privileges yesterday! Momma (the Warden) claims she wuz too busy taking down Meowloween decorayshuns. By which she means - removing MY lights! Ok, there's still the white twinkle lights in here, but no pumpkins, no spiders, no candy corn lights and no lights that strobe purple and orange. This is cruel and unusual punishment!!  

And Bowie? He's back to normal - begging for ice cream and macaroni and cheese. His eyes seem to have completely recovered. Still no clue what happened to him, but it wuz definitely scary there for a lil bit.

Angelique has been enjoying some sun time in the cat tree.

And me? I have to take my selfie in the kitty condo cell block #9. Someone call the Innocence Project! 

I don't know if I can count on Bowie or Angelique to do it, so I better keep meowing.

Don't laff at my squeaky meow Angelique! I've been meyowlin for hours. Ya don't know what it's like to do hard time.

Day 9 of My Captivity

Well, while the whole country waits for eleckshun results, I am stuck in my kitty condo awaiting freedom. And to make things even worse, my drugs have run out. All I have left is nip.

Angelique has decided to come in and hang wif me some, and she didn't even hiss me today.

Bowie is still getting better, but he's not all there yet. He ackshually ate some food on his own today though, so that wuz good.

As ya can tell, his eyes finally look all better today too. We still have no idea what happened wif him, and we don't know if we ever will. But we are just happy that he seems to be getting better. 

Angelique gets freedom, she gets to hang in the cat tree.

And I am still stuck in the kitty condo wif a cone on my head. Life is so unfair.