Monday, December 17, 2018

Monday SELFies

Yeah, I knows, we is runnin a lil late on da selfies dis week.

But see, da three of us has an isshue.


An ELF isshue.

It are dis guy. His name are Aubrey McTwinkle and he has been tormenting us for da last two Catmases and he are back.

I don't think it are a coin-da-dents dis guy showed up when da terrierable puppies Kinley and Brinley did.

But he torments us all.

We's teemed up wif da dogs da last two years to get dat tattletale elf drunk so he couldn't make his report.

We don't know if we'll be able to thwart him again - he says he has spent da last year buildin up his tolerance. 

So we's warnin him - snitches get stitches.

And dese kittens has claws.


  1. I wouldn't want to cross you guys!

  2. WE bet you kitties will find new ways to divert the Elf's attention.
    Niptinis maybe ;)
    Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

  3. You have to be careful with those elves, they are big trouble! Your claws should keep him under control though.

  4. Those elves.... !!! Can't trust a one of them. We love how the cats and the dogs partnered to deal with this. Excellent teamwork!

  5. I'd be glad to shred that diabolical shelf elf for you, but I think you kitties have it under control.

  6. Teamwork will definitely win the day. . . if not can i suggest a short drop off a long window ledge, or maybe the waste disposal? Only kidding ;)
    Get him so full of xmas food that he can't move and then he won't bother you till new year MOL
    Toodle pips

  7. EEEKKKK!!!!! Travis an Crockett an Angelique that Elfie McTwinkle iss scarey!! Mee not like elfss at all...yore all so brave!!! Watch yore backss okay?? Yore photoess are pawtastick!!!!!
    ***purrsss*** BellaDharma

  8. Have you tried burying him in the litter box?

  9. That elf best watch it...We know we would never want to be on the business end of Angelique's claws!
    Rosy, Jakey & Arty

  10. You'd better find some really strong hard liquor to get him drunk this time...that elf is here too, or at least his cousin...horrors!

  11. That darn elf! Who does he think he is? Maybe you could stuff him upside down in a snowbank!


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