Ho ho ho kittehs - I are thinkin I kinda like dis Santa Paws get up.
And considering da momma has not been bloodied once, we is thinkin we belong on da nice list. Da VERY nice list.
Even if Aubrey McTwinkle Farts has been threatening us. We figgered - if he can threaten us, we can blackmail him. So we decided to capshure some of his evil elf behavior.
Stealin Christmas cookies.
And what da MEOW? Dis are just WRONG!
And dis guy needs to stop worry bout telling Santa Paws on us and start worryin bout checkin into rehab.
And now da mommas is gonna hafta to go to da liquor store tomorrow!