Happy Chinese New Year! I heard it wuz da year of da pig - dat means bacon EVERYDAY, right? I even has on my bacon bandana to celebrate!
What, we is not gettin bacon tonite?? Dat are just wrong. What about Mu She pork??? What momma, spicy cashew chicken are what ya is makin?? Dat's ok, I'll eat it even if it's not pork. I are just accomodatin like dat. After all, somebody around here should be datin . . . even if it are a comma.
Gong hey fat choy! Or gonna make me a fat boy! Somefin like dat . . .