Friday, December 23, 2022

Elves on the Naughty List

So we has some naughty elves living here. And no, I'm not talking about Bonham - dat lil guy are too sweet to be on da naughty list.

I'm not even talking about Bowie who, well, has a habit of knocking over most everything he can. Let's just say he's into minimalist decorating and he are living in a maximalist house. MOL. And no, I'm not talking about Angelique and what she did to my momma's bath mat.

I'm talking about those pesky shelf elves, Aubrey McTwinkle and Elwood O'Jingle. Some cats woulda buried these guys in da litter box years ago, but we worked out a deal wif em. The dogs try to take credit, but I was the mastermind behind our Christmas code of Omertà here. Dem elves give us a good report to da Santa Paws and we keep quiet about dere shenanigans.

Like present peeking. And we know they were looking just to see if it was anything THEY wanted.

So that's how them cookies are disappearing so fast.

Well, I guess that's ONE way to make shure nobody else wants to eat dat cookie.

Aubrey got caught trying to peek something else at Barbie's Christmas party. She said no upskirts and called Ken to come beat him up . . . 

So Aubrey and Elwood decided to pay for their pleasure instead.

Guess they are into brunettes dis year. But da shelf elves didn't stop their partyin there.

Aubrey seems to go for powder.

Guess Elwood prefers rock.

Of course da momma's liquor cabinet got raided.

We found em like this multiple mornings - all dat partyin can wear an elf out I guess.

So yeah, they might be naughty elves, but since we got da evidence, Santa is gonna hear about four very good kitties. MOL, those elves are not too bad I guess. 


  1. You have to be the best kitty ever to wear those antlers, Travis!!

    We sure this bad storm doesn't play havoc with Santa and his reindeer...They'll need a super LED in Rudolph's nose light!

    Did you warm a little there yet? We were at 3F last night, and right now its only 5F, and the wind is still vicious, and so is the lake effect snow.

    1. We've warmed up to 35 - it's still cold, but not insanely frigid like it wuz.

  2. Every kitty has their pretty-big-eyes on (and we do too!). Are you wondering how did those pesky, naughty elves get over to your house so fast so easily from the Westies house? It's a mystery to be solved, they're playing havoc all over the Lone Star State ... who or where will they go next? Put out an APB on them. None are safe from their mischief (and be very careful they do not steal any of your beautiful scarves!). And give a warning to Bonham, as he is new there and might not know how "naughty" they are! In spite of all of that, do have a Meowy Merry Christmas!

  3. SO! The truth is out! Elves are party animals!!! MOL!!
    Oh well, as long as Santa leaves the goodies in the right homes ;)
    Merry Christmas!
    Purrs, Julie

  4. Merry Christmas! oh my cod!!! da elves r too funny!!!

  5. Those shelf elves are sure a lot of trouble! I hope they don't knock your Christmas tree over!

    Merry Christmas!

  6. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh those Elves are 100% Naughty and funny
    Merry Christmas Eve
    Hugs Cecilia

  7. Those elves are really naughty indeed ! Merry Christmas to you all ! Purrs

  8. Those elves are full of trouble! Good job you've got the evidence on them.

  9. They are really naughty. I wonder if you can contact Santa. Have a nice Christmas. XO

  10. Those elves are gonna get a lump of coal in their stockings!


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