Well, no one has even tried to climb the tree yet.
And call it da magic of Christmas, or maybe just the magic of Christmas lights, but me and Bowie are ackshually starting to be friends. I've been spotted multiple times making biscuits right next to him.
So I say we should make the nice list. Anything else are FAKE NEWS! After all, Angelique has claws and we ain't afraid to use em. So make wif da presents fat boy. MOL!