Thursday, November 19, 2020

Cat Pen Prison (Day 22 of Captivity)

The unjust imprisonment continues. Well, today I decided I would turn my meows into music - apologies to Johnny Cash.

I hear the fridge a-openin'
And in there's tasty food
And I can't see the sunshine
I'm in a real bad mood
I'm stuck in Cat Pen Prison
And time keeps draggin' on
So I keep on a-yowlin
Real loud, from dusk to dawn
When I was just a kitten
My momma told me, "T,
Always be a good boy
Don't ever block your pee"
But I blocked two times in a row
She thought I would die
When I hear that fridge a-openin'
I hang my head and cry  
I bet there's Bowie eatin'
Lots of fancy tuna fish
Angie's probably gettin' shrimp
And fillin' up her dish
Well, I know I had it comin'
I know I can't be free
But my pals keep on a-eatin'
And that's what tortures me
Well, if they freed me from this prison
If the big kitchen wuz mine
I bet I'd move it on, a little
Farther down the line
Far from Cat Pen Prison
That's where I want to stay
And I'd let that ol' fridge door
Chase my blues away 

Yeah, I know Bowie is getting da good stuff. And all da attenshuns and cuddle times and stuff I never really wanted that much before but now am desperate for. Life are tuff.

So if your humans is down about covid quarantines, it could be worse. They could be in Cat Pen Prison.  


  1. Cat Pen Prison sure doesn't sound like fun to us. We hope you get sprung soon.

    The Florida Furkids

  2. Johnnie Cash would approve of that song! For sure!

  3. Well done and I know the man in BLack is saying AMEN!!!
    Hugs and healthy wishes

    1. I just hope the Man in Black approves of the Cat in Orange.

  4. Hang in there Travis, it's gotta be getting close.

  5. Travis, we think you just wrote a best selling song. Paws crossed your busted out soon.

  6. I hope you get out of there soon! It's turning into cruel and unusual punishment.

  7. You poor baby!!! But this song put the BIGGEST smile on my face today! Too adorable.

    1. We knew you would like it being a classic country fan. ;)

  8. I think this song is going to be a hit. :)

  9. Yeah, kitty lockdown does not sound fun at all!!!
    Your song says it all ;)
    Purrs, Julie

  10. Hang in there buddy - the time's a-comin' for the big jailbreak!

    Hugs, Teddy

  11. Us hooligans think there may be a huge catabration event of the year when your captivity/jail sentence is over!

    1. Well, I heard da humans are planning two days of celebrayshuns.

  12. We gotta bust you outta there, Travis!

  13. We hope the Pen opens soon, Bowie. Great redo of the song, BTW!

  14. Hope you get sprung soon, little dude!


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