Tuesday, December 8, 2020

Elf Infestayshun

We has a bit of an elf infestayshun here. And unfortunately, Aubrey McTwinkle and Elwood O'Jingle are not as easy to kill as lizards. We've tried, MOL.  

Those elves keep threatening to give us a bad report to Santa Paws, but they are the real naughty ones. 

Us and the dogs are cooking up a plan to blackmail the elves wif photos of their naughty behavior to make shure we get a good report. But I have a Plan B for being able to get all the nip and toys a guy could need. 


I'm thinking of becoming a Play Girlcat model. Whaddya think? Or I just might start an Only Fans. 





24 comments:

  1. Those elves are like wabbits - they multiply QUICKLY so you'd better keep them under control !! As for the Playgirl modeling job - I am SURE they'd like to hear from you. Yep!

    Hugs, Teddy

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    1. Well, at least both of these elves are boys, so they shouldn't be reproducing.

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  2. Yikes! You cats are in with the elves!!! That's not a bad thing :)
    Travis your pose is Ooooo la la!!!
    Purrs, Julie

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  3. We're so happy those elves have never shown up here!!! We think Play Girlcat would love to have you pose for them.

    The Florida Furkids

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  4. Dang, those elves are everywhere!

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  5. crackin up dood !!!! make sure ya get de "center fold " !!! ☺☺☺

    N yea, thatz an infestayshunz if we ever saw one
    ~~~~~~~~ ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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  6. If you need help handling those evil shelf elves, please let me know. But I think you'll probably have the situation under control.

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  7. Oh, you are definitely Playcat material, Travis! Tell those elves to suck it. (Is that bad?)

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    1. MOL, it might be, but compared to what gets said around here, it's mild.

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  8. We have one of those elves here too. He’s sneaky looking.

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  9. You have just the right pose for Playcat Girl and they will be asking for more!
    Watch out for those elves, they are troublemakers.

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  10. The longer I look at those elves, the creepier they get.

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  11. Have you tried burying them elves in a litter box?

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  12. We think elves like anything need to be bent to the will of cats. They will succumb and if not by purrs and rubs then Biteys will have to do. Travis you and Toby can do a calendar

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