We has a bit of an elf infestayshun here. And unfortunately, Aubrey McTwinkle and Elwood O'Jingle are not as easy to kill as lizards. We've tried, MOL.
Those elves keep threatening to give us a bad report to Santa Paws, but they are the real naughty ones.
Us and the dogs are cooking up a plan to blackmail the elves wif photos of their naughty behavior to make shure we get a good report. But I have a Plan B for being able to get all the nip and toys a guy could need.