It's Catmas Eve! The shrimpies has been boiled, now we is just waiting to steal em. I mean, take what we're given. Heh heh.
We're all ready for Santa Paws to come. But we had a bit of a problem - those stinkin lyin spy elves! Dey wuz threatening us wif tellin Santa we wuz naughty kitties. There's nuffin naughty about a lil hissin and knockin things over. We's cats. And I didn't scratch anyone. But we took care of those elves - wif some help from our woofie sisfurs.
Two can play at the surveillance game. And since us kitties are such good climbers, we set up cameras ALL over the house. And look what we caught.
Snorting candy cane dust!
Passed out after drinking all of the rum!
Raiding the cookie jar.
Raiding momma's wallet - that money coulda been spent on cat toys! Just think of the Temptations that coulda bought . . .
Caught in flagrante delicto wif a couple of Barbies. A regular elf orgy!
And we don't even wanna know what's going on here. But I guess Elwood and Aubrey swing both ways . . .
So Kinley had a talkin to wif em. And she made em sign off that we have all been good.
I'm betting this are gonna be one good Catmas! Blackmail has its benefits.
A very meowy Catmas, from our home to yours!!
OMC this post is hysterical!!! Just what Mom needed.
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The Florida Furkids
BOL!!! We always love seeing how you blackmail those freaky elves!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Catmus Eve!!
xoxo,
Rosy, Jakey & Arty
Those elves are evil. We sure enjoyed seeing how you caught them at their shenanigans. We think that should get you extra gifts for sure. Meowy Christmas Eve. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer
ReplyDeleteOh my! We nearly passed out when we saw the scenes you kitties captured on your secret cameras!!! Such debauchery! Fortunately you kitties, with the help of your doggie siblings, got those elves straightened out! Now nothing stands in the way of you all having a wonderful Christmas!
ReplyDeleteThat sure gave us plenty of giggles sweeties! Merry Christmas form all of us!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great securikitty maneuver! Good work all! MOL!
ReplyDeleteMOL! That is too funny. I think those elves will be fired :) Merry Christmas! XO
ReplyDeleteOh, Mummy is so happy She wasn't yet drinking her meowning coffee when She read this. She would have choked. She (and We) are still laughing.
ReplyDeleteMeowy Chrissymouse!!!
OMC, my human is dying with laughter! She says this blog post is definitely PG rated!
ReplyDeleteYou guys REALLY celebrate don't you! Including those naughty elves! Thanks for the huge giggle for Christmas - we love you! MEOWY CHRISTMAS!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Teddy and Mom Pam
MolMol! good work! here's to a nice haul we're sure you'll get from Santa Paws. Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteminnie, hollie, sharpie, ditto, TL
We wish you all a very Merry Catmus
ReplyDeleteWell you know, Barbies are little hussies anyway. I'm glad the dogs came in on your side.
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